Hi there. Jacob here. Wanted to tell you a bit about my experiences in life. Or lack of. Doc thought it might help. Not really but you see I thought that if I tell everyone my problem then it won’t be a problem anymore. Right, so here goes………I am 26 and still a……………you know. I am now feeling public humiliation, you know like the feeling you get when you have those dreams that you are walking to school naked? That’s how I am feeling right now. But it’s good to get these things out in the open so we can all find a solution. And no I won’t pay for it. My mate down in Hobart has just joined up on a social dating site. Let me get the piece of paper, it’s upstairs. Right, www.mydates.com.au
Yeh, so I have decided to join. It’s only $14.95 for life so that’s cheap considering all the girls I could be meeting pretty soon. There are a couple that have caught my eye if you know what I mean. Yeah great racks, the lot of them. Anyway my buddy is teaching me what to write on my intro. Apparently there is an art to it, but I’m just gunna write whatever I feel. But I don’t think I should mention my little problem yet. Maybe that’s second date kind of stuff. Anyhow’s will let you know how I get on. Thanks for listening!
